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Sidewinder Part 8…good thing this isnt getting weird.. May 10, 2010

Part VII

“Damn it, Wilde!”, shouted Sidewinder.  “How are we ever going to stop Weishaupt if you keep fucking around?!”  Sidewinder stepped forward in front of Wilde and before he could even open his mouth to argue, Sidewinder  grabbed a steam powered rifle and shot Wilde right between the eyes, killing him instantly.  “What the hell!”, exclaimed the other heroes, as they were splattered with Wilde’s brain matter.  “Relax”, said Sidewinder, “thats not even the real Wilde anyways.  Its just one of my damn clones.  And Ive been waiting to do THAT for a long time anyways!”.  “Well this seems to put a damper on our relationship, doesnt it Sidewinder?”, said the real Wilde as he stepped from inside the zeppelin onto the deck.  “Not hardly, Wilde.  I’d say you have killed me a dozen times or so when I’ve read your ‘novels’”, said Sidewinder.  “But this is no time for sword measuring.  We have got to get to 1776 somehow!”

The heros then looked at each other in unison, and without saying a word, they knew what had to be done.
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Our heroes walked up the hill to Mount Vernon with determined looks.  How they had gotten here was not important.  What was important is what they had to do next.  Sidewinder threw open the door to Mount Vernon and our heros gasped as they realized it was too late.  Weishaupt was standing in front of them holding George Washington’s head in one hand and the very same axe that Washington used to chop down that cherry tree in his other hand.  “It seems that he could tell no lie”, said Weishaupt for dramatic effect even though it didn’t seem to make much sense in this context.

“You bastard!”, our heroes exclaimed.  “You will pay for this!”  “But how?” queried Weishaupt.  “Ive already killed the one man that your country had a chance of rallying around.  And now I will be the first president of the United States and as my first official decree:  You all will die!”

Part XI